Twinkies Will Be Around Until the End of Time!
You have all heard the good news that Hostess is back and the Twinkie is better than ever in every way possible!
The revamped Hostess company has switched up their process for the Twinkie development and it has double their shelf life! Really! I’m not lying!
The immortal cream-filled treats doesn’t just outlive humans, they will outlive time itself!
They will now last 45 days before they expire, almost double the original 26-day shelf life. Hostess was going to introduce a longer-lasting Twinkie, the whole ‘Baker’s Union strike’ and ‘declaring bankruptcy’ kind of put those plans on hold.
NATION
How many Twinkies do you think I would need to eat to gain eternal life?

Twinkies Will Be Around Until the End of Time!

You have all heard the good news that Hostess is back and the Twinkie is better than ever in every way possible!

The revamped Hostess company has switched up their process for the Twinkie development and it has double their shelf life! Really! I’m not lying!

The immortal cream-filled treats doesn’t just outlive humans, they will outlive time itself!

They will now last 45 days before they expire, almost double the original 26-day shelf life. Hostess was going to introduce a longer-lasting Twinkie, the whole ‘Baker’s Union strike’ and ‘declaring bankruptcy’ kind of put those plans on hold.

NATION

How many Twinkies do you think I would need to eat to gain eternal life?

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